diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy
diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy
You mean like maple syrup?
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks
encourage people to spend money
Yeah, exactly that
STOP! Collaborate an-
fuck
Ma’am, this is a meme
Bowling for Soup was formed in 1994. The name comes from an old Steve Martin bit, Bowling for Shit. Bowling for Columbine was called that because the Columbine shooters went bowling before the massacre.
That’s literally how the software industry works.
Buster needs rhinoplasty
before:2023
Neither of those are minerals.
Keep your fridge stocked with their favorite stuff. The way to anyone’s heart is through the stomach.
My dad stopped buying chocolate milk a few years ago and now they wonder why I don’t visit them as much. I’m 34 and chocolate milk is still a great incentive. Shit’s expensive.
Technically, that’s called gestational surrogacy. Traditional surrogacy uses the surrogate’s egg and the intended father’s (or donor’s) sperm.
Their good journalists left
For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.
Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.
But then the priests don’t get to ask kids if they touch themselves
Doing the Lord’s work
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I feel like this is casually racist but I couldn’t tell you why
I took a shit the other day - they don’t want you to know this but it’s true - took a big, big shit, a really beautiful, big… big shit, I stood up and said, “Wow, that’s a big shit.” People are saying it’s the biggest shit they’ve ever seen. Lots of people are saying it, it’s true. People come up to me and say, “Mr President, sir, we’ve never had shits like that before.” And Kamala Harris, Fartin’ Kamala - I call her Fartin’ Kamala - she wants to take your toilets, folks. No more toilets, that’s what they want, it’s crazy. I had more toilets - thousands of toilets, beautiful toilets. And now you have - they’re killing us on toilets. It’s a disgrace. My plumber, he’s the most amazing plumber, folks, he’s always doing the pipes and the… Y’know what he tells me? All our plumbing is coming from different countries, bad countries. Why aren’t we using good American pipes? We’re gonna bring back American pipes, people. It’s terrible what these foreign pipes are doing to this country, awful. We had a beautiful deal with China, it was a perfect deal, but now they’re killing us - you know what goes in those pipes? Gas, and many, many other things, but gas - really powerful stuff, very powerful. They wanna take our gas, folks. It’ll all be electric, electric cars and… all the other things, electric. If I win, we’re getting rid of the electric, no more electric, folks, it’s terrible, it really is.