TFW you forgot to unionize
TFW you forgot to unionize
You say that like it’s a bad thing
Gotta keep your eye on the target
Wait… How do you behead your whales?
Damnit, Jesus! How many “then I died” stories you gonna come up with?
Good news! You may be pre-qualified!
As per my email dated…
I end all my work emails with "Thanks* and let the inflection be my own
And thunderous applause
Pluto never changed; we did.
Good. It was a great launcher.
“Your momma is my rug”
Or possibly
“DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”
It’s still likely the only way you could have made the trip.
Telemetry data will still be saved in the car systems, but not broadcast anywhere. So not too bad
If you have to explain every fucking thing, it’s good nothing happened
Just a different version of the same explanation