I will pass this along, thanks.

SSDD

Especially the one that force moves the screen so you run out of room to get proper momentum, try and die a few more times, then resign yourself to using the p-wing infinite flight power-up. That is, until you fuck up and run into something. Good times.

Basically Jamie Foxx’s character Wanda from In Living Color.

5 will suffice.

That’s a shame, just no sense in making a drink so poorly. Partial to the Luxardo cherries, myself.

Underpouring at the behest of the proprietor. Used to get the best drinks at a local dive… that is until it got bought out and changed how everything was done. A sad state of affairs. Doubt they’ll make it a year.

This reminded me of a block of middle school when our honors writing/literary teacher had to take some leave for health reasons. The substitute had no idea what they were getting into. Tried to talk to us like infants, so he quickly got our ire. Didn’t have a very strong resolve and this hadn’t gone unnoticed by one of the more snarky, bullish students. One day, the sub tried to relate to us by telling a personal story, one element of which was then turned back on him as an insult. The whole class couldn’t help but laugh. We’d destroyed this poor man. Once our teacher returned, she was certainly disappointed, but not entirely surprised either.

Do you want another Lt. Barclay? Cause that’s how you get another Lt. Barclay.

Not that I can claim to be holding my shit together. Just helps to have a point of reference, is all.

Now to the other end of the spectrum: Can it run Crysis? (The real question being how long 'til it catches fire?)

At first I thought this was a meme akin to not being able to get up because cat.

App devs have a tendency to not take into account mobile OS design. It’s aggravating.

I think so, largely because X dates itself with a huge banner of turn of the century snark. Admittedly, the thrashing the victim in a sleeping bag against a tree did get a good laugh out of me.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan remains my favorite of the bunch. Lots of tongue-in-cheek self aware humor throughout.

Socially, yup. At least at my work, I’ve fucked up enough that the deadline anxiety has worn off.

There’s a certain dry, Brit-humor to this that would do well to be voiced by John Cleese.