In this case? Money. They’re trying to steal crypto as far as I’ve heard

Wholesome as fuck 💜

o7

Dem Duke boys done did it again!

What a terrible day to have eyes

With the terms of service for their “anti spam” and “productivity auto-sorting” features, they must gather SO much data about people by reading their emails - there’s no way they’d turn that off lol

I do like dancing bears…

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

I was thinking apple, but now I think a mandarin might be the answer

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Donk

That shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

Spike-y Pear? I have no code for spike-y pear. Halp. 🍐

Gold rush you say?

Shovels for sale!

Get your shovels here! Can’t strike it rich without a shovel!

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Significantly less delicious though

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

Literally a shittier boarding process because it’s more profitable that way. Freeeee market! 📈📈📈

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

I always picture them in their head going “Ha! I win at driving! Suck it!”