Fight appeared to start when a worker objected to a pontoon boat preventing a larger river boat from docking, and was attacked by a group of white men
Police also appealed to the public for help in determining what had happened.
‘It appears to the untrained eye that this is a simple case of some white people fucking around and finding out but we need some white witnesses to tell us that it is all the black suspects fault.’
Damn man. Someone was beaten over the head with a folding chair?
rocking song starts playing
“Ba gawd! That’s the riverboat captain’s music!”
Fun fact: the folding chair was invented by an African American in the early 1900’s.
He was probably sick of swinging full sized regular chairs at racist chucklefucks, so he got to work streamlining the swingin’.
