“Women will have the greatest rights. The best I’ve ever seen. There’s this guy, I think his name is Mullah Omar. I told him ‘Mullah, women needs their rights. They need to be able to go to the supermarket, and take children to the park.’ Mullah told me ‘You’re right Donald. Women need to do things… they need to contribute.’ Mullah is a good friend of mine. I said ‘Mullah, bah-dulah, acka-dulah. We’re good friends. We need to talk about women’s rights’ and he said ‘You’re right, Donald.’ That’s why I’m fixing the middle east while I fix America!”