“Well, I’ve always liked it,” the ex-president replied. “I don’t know that I’ll be doing very much of it politically because I think it’s been unfair to them. Like, Ivanka was great. She could’ve done anything. Great student. Beautiful girl. Beautiful everything. She’s a perfect person. Worked hard.”
Trump noted that his daughter had a fashion line prior to joining the White House.
“But she gave it up because she wanted to go,” he continued. “And she didn’t want something like the United Nations secretary. I wanted her to do that. I said, you would be a great ambassador to the United Nations, United Nations secretary. There’d be nobody to compete with her.”
How that turned out, though, was unintentionally hilarious. He got drunk and pooed in a decorative shrubbery. The North Koreans were so horrified, they didn’t know what to do other that to ask him very politely to leave.