• FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Couldn’t God have just populated the earth with male and female copies of Jesus, who would all just tell the serpent to fuck off? Wouldn’t that have been fine? Less child rape and cancer of the eye etc. Just sayin…

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Yeah but then the GM couldn’t come in with his GMPC and roleplay as the sanctimonious asshole Paladin saving all the heathens if there weren’t no heathens to save.

    • j4k3@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Ole sky wiz made and failed at 99.9% of all life that has ever existed and made a redundant universe that is at least fifty times the size of the visible universe just so they could put conservative misogynist men in play around a half dead star thirteen and a half billion years after they started this project. Logical efficiency is not part of the equation. Circular god logic dictates if you’re not convinced by belief in belief leafy leaf belief belief, it’s not imaginary friends if leaf we do all it… Hey look, a Q-tip can pass straight through the hollows between my ears… What were you saying.