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minus-squareCaptainSkipper@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up53·2 months ago live in Florida they’re free
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoSo rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months ago ??? Profit. Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFloridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
Aren’t those alligators?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.