We take Jerusalem!
Take her to a knightclub
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Marry her.
WD40
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
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That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
Ni!
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
“Oh shit. Why didn’t you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!”
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
Joust!
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
