• MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    It was when I tripped and fell over outside my house. The next day my neighbour said, “I hear you had a Fall.”

    Yes, when you’re old you don’t fall over, you “have a Fall”. Everyone hearing about your Fall will make concerned noises. (I was perfectly fine! I’m not OLD old!)