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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 months ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 months ago
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    Well if you read the product description it was to allow AI Bidet control. However they had not received funding for AI so it was outsourced to a team of laborers in India using cameras and joysticks.

    It also logged the consistency, frequency and matter samples from all BMs so you could make informed dedication opinions.

    Spoiler

    /s

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      informed dedication opinions.

      Hmmmmm

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        Damn was supposed to be defecation autocorrect got me.

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          Oooohhhhh, that makes sense.

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      I heard they sold a license for the camera feed and controls access to EA for their next pay-to-play iOS game. The shareholders are really excited for this synergy.

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      I asked for AI Biden control smh

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