doopinglouie@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoYKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seemshackaday.comexternal-linkmessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down16
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minus-square_druid@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down1·1 year agoI’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoYes, and you need the subscription. There’s only a yearly plan.
minus-squarecoffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoA five year plan and the non replacable battery only lasts 3 years
minus-squaredatavoid@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoAt least I can unzip my pants remotely
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoHello ladies, *presses button
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago*The wearer can counter your bid. Would you like to raise your bid? We also offer overbidding warranties, available as a separate add-on plan. Purchase the Platinum Plan to prevent bids on your zippers (excluding bids from Diamond Plan holders).
I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?
Yes, and you need the subscription. There’s only a yearly plan.
A five year plan and the non replacable battery only lasts 3 years
At least I can unzip my pants remotely
Hello ladies,
*presses button
*The wearer can counter your bid. Would you like to raise your bid? We also offer overbidding warranties, available as a separate add-on plan.
Purchase the Platinum Plan to prevent bids on your zippers (excluding bids from Diamond Plan holders).