‘I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’
“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
The best part of that is Inigo’s revenge on Count Rugen. It was the perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
“Wove. Twue wove…”
Inconceivable!
I’ll be back.
An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us… a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It’s just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me… Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I’ve got an idea, why doesn’t Lancelot go?
Nu!
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
Watch your cornhole, bud.
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
“Did you get the memo? I’ll print you a copy.”
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
“A hospital?! What is it?!”
A building where sick people go, but that’s not important now.
Multipass
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
Yeah yeah yeah she KNOWS ITS A multi pass
As you wish!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
Absolute timeless classic!! :D
Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes… On this mother fucking plane.
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
From ‘DC Cab.’
The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, “I see that Kung-fu mother fucker.”
In the TV version it’s “I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter.”
Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon.
“Everybody strap in! I’m about to open some fuckin’ windows.”
One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
If you cannot identify this line…
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”
“Uh, well sir, it’s, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together… uh…”
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, and what-have-you
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Inconceivable!”
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
“Nice beaver!”
“Thank you! I just had it stuffed.”
yippee ki yay…
“WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!”
Die Hard!!!
Yippie kayak other buckets!
Hey, Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
Shenanigans?
holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!
You mean Shenanigans?
Oh no, there’s soap in my coffee
