Every day I worry all day

About what’s waiting in the bushes for us

Jfc I’m pretty damn glad I pirated 28 Years Later and didn’t go to the cinema to watch it like I’d planned. I hadn’t watched any trailers or read any reviews.

And, what in the ever loving shit was that pile of utter wank thrust upon my eyes?

1/10 and it gets the 1 point purely for the Power Rangers scene because by that point I genuinely didn’t think it could possibly get any worse but nope, to my utter disbelief they managed to subvert my expectations and pull it off.

That film has no redeeming features and I want money back for my time wasted.

Fucking hell, I really hated that film. I should’ve turned it off 5 minutes in when it became apparent that the opening scene wasn’t a parody.

If they’d have called it “Monty Python’s 28 inches later” it would’ve still been a shit Monty Python film by their standards, but at least I would’ve known what to expect.

Inspection done. Mr Woof was as upset about the invasion as expected and Miss Meow is still in hiding.

The sun has come out and it’s a fairly decent day outside, I’m hoping it’s enough to get a load of towels dry.

Edit: Miss Meow has just emerged from underneath the couch.

Last day of in-office work before I go away for a month (where I might do a bit of occasional remote work because the money would be nice…) Really dry and boring document review to do today but it could be worse.

Things remain generally very quiet though (compared to the utter craziness that we had all of last financial year), so I’m actually legitimately a bit worried about how the business will keep up especially after I come back. Eh, that’s not a problem for today. Maybe it’s the universe prompting me to think a bit broader.

Bunnings chicken salt: 10/10, do recommend

Goodnight all ❤️

okay guys I gotta change seats and do some walking at home to ease my back

omg, The young Seagoon’s local beach is under tsunami alert, luckily they live on a hill about a km away, I know it seems a long way but they spend about an hour at the beach everyday

Managed to get into work.

Not to most comforable to walk around unfortunately.

Going to try and do as little on my feet today as possible.

Me starting a new Baldur’s Gate 3 save: this time I’m going to have Wyll and Gale in my party!
Me meeting Shadowheart and Astarion again: yes my beloved! Come with me on this grand adventure!

I got Spaghetti Kart working on a laptop at home, it’s a decompiling of Mario Kart 64 that makes it work more like a native pc game with improved resolutions and framerates.

It makes a huge difference and the game feels so much nicer. Also, I’m proud to announce my boys are more interested in chasing the train in that one level than doing the race, as you should be.

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cup of tea and panadol, let’s fix this sore back

Hotel club lounge have got me pegged. Take the empty plate, leave the empty glass because it will be refilled.

Snorkelling today, was absolutely stunning out there. Calm, sunny and filled with beautiful fish and coral.

Melbcat has been checked out, given a vitamin b shot and blood test, and her blood pressure med is going up to a whole tablet.

The little black spot on her nose will be monitored as it could be precancerous, and if it gets large again there’s a cream that can resolve it.

Edit: Dammit. Just answered a spam ‘solar’ call thinking for some reason the vet was calling back. Letting whoever it was know it’s a live number. I can block their number but they’re probably spoofed anyway.