• bcgm3@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    It wouldn’t surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he’s been raping aliens left and right since the 80s

    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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      4 days ago

      Nah, they’ll mostly reveal that they’re all visual phenominon explainable by physics and that even the classified US government is full of morons who want it to be true, even before Trump.