I’ll start with mine. clears throat
“65% of Hazbin/Helluva fan comics, fan animations/animatics, fan fiction.etc are unironically better than anything Vivziepop has ever made in her career!”
Feel free to down vote me and called me a sleazeball douchebag troll.
Can I make a suggestion? It seems like it’s not dogs themselves that bug you. What seems to get your goat is people who performatively like dogs instead of having an actual personality. Which … yeah, you’re right.