I know this is just a funny meme, but if anyone was still wondering:
In the Silmarillion, the War of Wrath was the first time the Valar intervened in the conflict for middle earth, against the then villain Morgoth (Sauron’s boss). The intervention destroyed middle earth and its many magical kingdoms, even sinking an entire continent. After this the Valar decided they should be careful with middle earth, as intervention also means a great escalation of destructive power.
In LOTR Manwë only sent the eagles after the ring is destroyed because he was staying out of the conflict until then. His intervention wasn’t to help the war, but simply to return Frodo home after it was done.
The Valar had fought a much earlier, much more cataclysmic war with Melkor in Middle-earth called the First War with Melkor, and there was also the War of the Powers during the Years of the Trees.
And the Eagles joined the Battle of the Black Gate before the Ring was destroyed. It was only a matter of minutes, but it still happened earlier.
Somehow expected you to explain the meme with the fact that Middle-Earth is both round and flat at the same time.
Holds up a piece of paper
A wormhole
grabs a pencil
Works like this
folds paper
shoves pencil up my ass
I’ve always enjoyed this explanation.
Just a heads up,this one’s safe, but most of the Oglaf comics are NSFW.
Libera te tutemet ex inferis
*closes Palantír*
We’re leaving.
Libera te tutemet ex inferis
You are hereby invited to !lotrmemes@midwest.social
Way ahead of you. 😅
If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.
Why don’t I fly unarmoured unarmed aircraft through a radar system with anti air weapons?
Gotta overwhelm with numbers. A swarm of sparrows charmed by Radagast should do it.
One does not just fold space time into mordor!
Wait…
Crap they could, couldn’t they?
Not enough negative mass
Does no one remember what happened to Númenor…!?
I would think it was pretty obvious… THEY’RE JERKS.
But what can you expect from a species that’s always looking down on others?
Thank you, i will see myself out.
They didn’t ingest enough spice.
