Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year 🎶

Without deviation from the norm, sigma = 0

Advent Salami is what my Xcom crew makes when I overwatch properly

When one hits your eye, that’s amore

The entire concept of temperature breaks down when there isn’t much material around. Nobody should be talking about the temperature of empty space.

That means you, satcom engineers!

Okay guys, we finally have our independence! Now we just have to wait 35 years to actually get an eligible president!

Delves? They’re called Drukhari now.

Hey, just because they use magic doesn’t mean they’re wizards. The biggest investiture tower, Urithiru, is actually associated with paladins

Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Didn’t even show up in the movies. TARDIS was right there!

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

Shrek’s second coming was 21 years ago

Also the roly poly kind. Eat them up, yum!

“Visitors often find these mountainous scenic spots especially hard on the legs,” a member of staff from the Hubei site’s operating company told domestic media.

And that’s why we built an exoskeleton that doesn’t cover the knees!

So long gay bowser

Psst. Hey there. Wanna destroy some evil?