Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
That could work, but have you thought about long, but thin capsicums as an alternative? They cross breed easily and it should only take you about 20 years to get the alternative to market. You can possibly reduce that time with a good hydroponics set up so that you can do a year in 4-6 months.
Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
That could work, but have you thought about long, but thin capsicums as an alternative? They cross breed easily and it should only take you about 20 years to get the alternative to market. You can possibly reduce that time with a good hydroponics set up so that you can do a year in 4-6 months.