I drank half a bottle of orange juice and smashed a bunch of dried apricots and pears. Had issues in the toilet of the explosive nature, but I still feel the rumblings within.
This just gave me war flashbacks to the time I ate half a bag of dried apricots in the middle of a work day completely unaware of what they will ruthlessly do to your digestive tract.
I drank half a bottle of orange juice and smashed a bunch of dried apricots and pears. Had issues in the toilet of the explosive nature, but I still feel the rumblings within.
Pray for me
That would be the sulfurous preservatives. The bowels of Hell are about to open in your bathroom
(plus the sorbitol in the apricots and pears)
Ah ha! Now I know which chemicals are to blame for my problèmes de toilettes.
Damn them, why are they so delicious 😭
Sinfully good
For your next trick, a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears.
Pretty sure that would be lethal. If not to you anyone in the near vicinity.
They call it the A-Bomb for a reason
This just gave me war flashbacks to the time I ate half a bag of dried apricots in the middle of a work day completely unaware of what they will ruthlessly do to your digestive tract.