I’m writing a cover letter for the first time in 7 years (got my last job through contacts and personally introducing myself).
This is so tedious and frustrating. I keep writing “I bring…” and it ends up sounding like “I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard” or something stupid like that.
I’m also trying real hard not to start a paragraph dissing myself with “While I have an unconventional background in…” - like, don’t lead with negatives. hard habit to break
If someone said something original and genuinely entertaining like “I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard” I’d give them a job!
😭 I wish I had a radar for detecting which people reviewing job apps would have enough of a sense of humour because I’d have os much more fun writing that.
The best and most effective cover letter I ever wrote went like this : “This job sounds interesting. I think I can do it well.” That was all I wrote. Got a call back within 15 minutes.
I’m writing a cover letter for the first time in 7 years (got my last job through contacts and personally introducing myself).
This is so tedious and frustrating. I keep writing “I bring…” and it ends up sounding like “I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard” or something stupid like that.
I’m also trying real hard not to start a paragraph dissing myself with “While I have an unconventional background in…” - like, don’t lead with negatives. hard habit to break
If someone said something original and genuinely entertaining like “I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard” I’d give them a job!
😭 I wish I had a radar for detecting which people reviewing job apps would have enough of a sense of humour because I’d have os much more fun writing that.
‘My mettle is unsurpassed and my commitment to making you more money means that you will get more money’.
I used that once. Didn’t work though :(
Who doesn’t want more money?! Their loss :(
i’m getting started on that in a few weeks for the first time in over ten years. will enlist chatGPT for help.
Yeah idk why I didn’t just do that from the start. So much of it is guff anyway
The best and most effective cover letter I ever wrote went like this : “This job sounds interesting. I think I can do it well.” That was all I wrote. Got a call back within 15 minutes.
My first ‘real’ job letter took 24hr and a bottle of vodka. Worked though 😺
The skill set of a wizard is awesome. Unless of course you are applying to be a murder hobo.