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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It's night and it's an emergency! The Joker is loose! Gotham needs Batman. But there isn't a cloud in the sky. How does Commissioner Gordon summon him?

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It's night and it's an emergency! The Joker is loose! Gotham needs Batman. But there isn't a cloud in the sky. How does Commissioner Gordon summon him?

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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Assuming he doesn’t have a red phone line directly to Batman like in the old TV show, obviously.

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Batman whipping 300 random objects out of his utility belt trying to find which trap phone is ringing

It’s either Gordon or Catwoman and he’s only picking up for one of them

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