Yeah, so I found the original article for this screenshot, and it’s by Dash MacIntyre, a satirist who self-publishes on Medium.
Ah fuck. I was really hoping dolphins were slating us. :(
This doesn’t mean they aren’t. Just that we don’t have proof yet.
We’ll have to find some other excuse to duel with them.
People thought this was real?
I mean… A lot of my vocabulary is anti-human, too. Its believable enough to make me wonder.
I didn’t think it was real but if it was I wouldn’t’ve been surprised. Does that count?
Yeah, I would have doubts that they come into contact with humans (or our fishing boats/nets) often enough to have words for us. But swear words are a pretty attainable language feature…
We make the ocean noisy, even if they can’t see us
256k vessels at the moment, I’d say there is a good chance!