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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

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Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
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  16 tonnes per person per year.
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    Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
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      Why do you think I’m worth so much?
      
      I’m flattered and flustered.

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