I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.

Everyone has.

What if it just glitches a bit and replaces the default personality so now she’s everyone’s girlfriend?

Norm MacDonald wins for the best The View segment always and forever.

Cuomo will always be second place to that troll.

Finally the corruption is transparent so it’s better now.

What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?

Still missing key information.

Is his house his whole property?

That’s missing key information.

Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.

This is just dumb in every way.

The safe ways of doing this are a bit slower but worth it.

I know right?

It’s just crying out in pain.

Windows 3.1 was the shit but the last decent windows was XP.

I think the table on the right needs to be rotated ninety degrees.

They didn’t.

If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.

Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden all did great jobs and Hilary Clinton and Kamala Harris would have too.

Americans voting for Trump or not caring enough to show up to vote are the problem.

Who’s a presidential candidate that you would vote for in 2028?

I find they’re hard to eat.

And Americans chose Trump over them both times so who’s the real idiots here?

How did Obama and Biden embrace fascism?

I think the third time I watched was the worse viewing.