Why do you need someone’s permission to translate them?

My grandma always used to say ‘oysters make them moister.’

Now I want to make a clam chowder buttplug.

Yeah I guess it’s not the coal temperature but the actual bbq temperature.

I’ve been doing my steak over 600 degree Fahrenheit charcoal lately and it turns out killer.

We’re not talking about cheap whores here though.

The female orgasm is a myth.

This is the kind of shower thought you have after slipping and hitting your head.

Have you ever used one to stoke a fire?

I like mixing some milk into my crisps to make sogs.

That’s why I drive a manual with no power steering, power brakes, ABS or traction control.

Manual windows and no power locking and I find power window wipers make this generation soft too.

It’s kind of a prude.

How, exactly, does one ethically source a penis?

Organizing and wanting to organize are two entirely different things.

I want to be a billionaire with a large dick.

The problem I have with hexbear leftists is the same that I have with all the other ones and it is because they are all talk and no action.

After the amount of poetry they wrote back and forth I don’t think anyone’s surprised.

Tupac and Biggie run the B&B next door.

Paul McCartney and Dua Lipa should release a song together.

Nah hit that shit raw bro.