If not, then what about rarely instead of never?

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    1 year ago

    If you really wanted the best of both worlds, you could get those underwear inserts that hide the smell.

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        1 year ago

        They even have a blanket for similar purposes (fart concealment) and it’s called “the marriage blanket.” Cause farts ruin your marriage, allegedly. Haven’t ruined mine, but what do I know.