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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • they also might be mediocre, or much worse. Given Tesla’s record of bad/rushed design and manufacturing processes (see: bad panel alignment; bad chassis engineering; janky bandaid fixes like random hardware store supplies making it into their cars; failed and costly manufacturing automation mistakes; etc.),

    And Musk’s record of using the same trick of dangling a new gimmick to fix cash flow over and over (make wild new promise to create hype, while not delivering on the old ones, see: hyperloop, full self-driving feature, etc)

    And how he’s been steadily going off the deep end for years (gestures generally)

    I don’t really have hope that this isn’t the ludicrous gimmick it stinks of.





  • I really can’t fathom anyone seriously thinking this is good aesthetically without assuming they have a serious bias affecting their judgement in form of payment, cognitive deficiency, misplaced Musk sympathy, or otherwise.

    Other auto makers are doing just fine with their designs overall, we don’t need to include children’s scribbles of a car when talking about where car designs should be headed.



  • Because he’s racing and pacing and fuming on X

    He’s fighting and biting and really bad at sex

    He’s going the distance, he’s smoking some weed

    His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

    No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

    He’s haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

    Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

    Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

    In his mind he’s still driving, still dunking on libs

    She’s hoping in time that her memories will fade

    'Cause he’s wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

    He’s fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course