I’m not even sure that this qualifies as information. It’s just a list of increasingly disjointed things.

1920x1080 is kind of ok for gaming, but it’s rough for anything else.

It’s Dell, but in colour!

That being said, Dell has some great monitors.

I’m playing 10 year old games that go for realistic graphics, and they look just fine.

They don’t look like a film, they look like generated graphics. It’s not really a problem for immersion anyway.

Wait, the word “game” isn’t in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?

“And I’ve got a harpoon, and you’re wearing a bikini.”

Still not convinced it’s very popular.

Oh, right. I’d never have thought of that one.

'orrible female?

I really have no idea. There are too many initialisms and they change all the time.

Zoology is much simpler than I thought.

US people are traditionally supposed to rely on the microwave. Or so it goes.

So you’re saying that they’re tamper proof in the US?

It’s a vuvuzela and it’s terrifying!

There’s nothing to debug, it’s fucking DNS again, you know it is.

The hardware was kind of ok, it’s really with the software that I had issues.

As an aside I tried to configure their email client for a friend a year or so ago and I’ve never seen such a convoluted piece of software. I thought accessibility was their thing, this was astoundingly Byzantine. Never seen anything like it before or since (in that class of software).

Wasn’t windows NT posix at one point?

You can install them all without WiFi easily by plugging in an ethernet cable. Easy.

Bacon does seem a bit extreme, I’ll grant you that.

It vaguely looks like Unix until you start to look at the directories (which aren’t standard any more), try to read the logs (which are fucking useless and look like what Windows outputs), or dig at anything beyond the shell. Then you see that they’ve completely scrambled the system. It’s infuriating.
I once got an Apple laptop around the time they switched away from Intel chips, I lasted about four months with it before running back to KDE. I hated that thing with a passion. And don’t get me started on the Apple software.

Maybe it got better since, maybe not, doesn’t matter, I won’t get near one of those things again.

You know that there’s basically one paella recipe per Spanish village, right (if not more)? It’s probably the same for tortillas.