This has officially become slapstick.

HA! Suck it, daywalkers!

Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!

“Quick, fresh bubble, flood the market!”

Considering this is Apple, they’ll probably scan your happy juices and, like… sell your entire genome to advertisers, or smth…

Let’s turn that frown upside down! Instead of saying “Google failed to generate a useful LLM to bolster its search feature,” say “Google successfully replicated the output of an average Reddit troll!”

Ssooo… a cable package?

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

Good for you, your circumstances lined up in such a way as for you to already have a PSN account through the console you own. But the issues you are ignoring are as follows:

• it is predatory to impose such a major change (and, yes, it is major) on people AFTER they have purchased the game. The ease of creating a PSN account is an utterly moot point, a paying customer should not be forced to suffer changes to a thing they, supposedly, already owned, let alone a change which basically reduces the options to “you either give us your information, or you don’t play the game ON WHICH YOU ALREADY SPENT MONEY.”

• the more accounts you have nowadays, the more your personal data is sold around. In addition, it’s a clear demonstration of encroachment by corporations who really should have no business forcing you to sign up to their shitty platforms.

• it’s an extra layer of DRM, and DRM is exclusively a bad thing however you cut it (DRM means you don’t actually own the thing you friggin’ bought).

• fuck Sony and their atrocious greed. Pure and simple.

Thank you.

lights spliff

The more, the merrier!

Without the slightest hint of sarcasm or irony, this made me want to give you a hug.

Foreword: I’m not being combative, just analytical.

This line of thinking perpetuates the problem. The point is to get good because you, personally, want to get good and derive satisfaction from competence ‘in a vacuum.’ If you seek competence for the sake of its artificially associated value (i.e. productive member of society, validation, etc.), then you’re basically locking yourself into unrelenting standards.

This. Let’s not forget that ABBA started off with neither of the two leads speaking a word of English, all of their songs were sung phonetically. It’s all smoke and mirrors at this point. A very complex system of smoke and mirrors, but nowhere near sentience/self-awareness/actual intelligence.

Hey, the Spice must flow!:))

Do you want Warhammer 40k? Because this is how you get Warhammer 40k.

Jesus Christ… Whyyy is this guy still running companies? Why does absolutely anyone take him seriously at this point?

Well, then! teleports behind server I guess we’ll just have to be… katana swish Extra-cringe! tips fedora

cracks knuckles Time to make a new fake account and nuke them with shitposting and Grandma Memes!