Ok, Reason #1 is

No, there’s a reason

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Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

I’m really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully

Here’s a statement: Trump is a traitor. He doesn’t care about you or the American people. He also shits his pants.

I know! It’s saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

Bot farms are always early adopters

It’s because I sound like a baritone woman. Everybody calls me ma’am on the phone. When I was younger my parents thought I was gay because of my voice. I would prefer to sound like Gilbert Godfrey over this shit voice 😽

I make complex CAD designs all day and I dream of leaving it to become a garbage collector. The fixed schedule is very appealing.

Tokyo

They sharing life changing deals to you and still no tip with your rent this month. Poor landlord 😢

I live in Winterland and have multiple Canada goose locations near me. I bought a $50 winter coat on Amazon this year and it’s been great in -18 wind chill. The last time I bought a winter coat was 20 years ago and it too was cheap. It’s fine to spend the money but you don’t have to.

You just make one up. I recently hit 1 trillion on Lemmy and Barak Obama made me breakfast in bed to celebrate.

But then you got the good ones like “Vibrato” and “Fellacio”. There’s a reason Bach’s Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.

I get to leave this frigid arctic weather and head to California and it’s balmy 60s. Later popsicles!

But he was my onion dad. He always wanted to go into a stir fry but it still hurts 😞