Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.
Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.
Anus… Right into the anus…
I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse…
He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!
The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.
Sweet… Jesus…
Green chile and cheese.
They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.
These work pretty good. Especially as a gun con “homage”
Boom. #nailedit
I mean, aren’t we using mostly Latin letters and sounds to spell non-Latin words?
There’s a phonetic English alphabet out there. Some Scottish poet commissioned it years ago.
It is named after him. But I am an uncultured swine and can’t remember who it is at the moment.
We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.
It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.
Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.
He is. He really fucking is…
I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.
Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha