That might only Nintendo know.

I‘m betting Nintendo knows something about tencent the rest of the world doesn’t…

❤️ We all know you’re doing it for your love of the product ❤️ our appreciation is payment enough for you to keep going ❤️ and don’t you dare to not implement what I demand or I’ll tell everyone you suck ❤️

It took me skyrim and running through a techno hello kitty cave as super Mario wielding a lightsaber* to realize that modding is actually cool and that I hate that I can’t easily mod my console games.

Anything non-aggressive, like “78c out of 1$ gas money is taxes”

I don’t hate cars, people, and what they do, I hate their ideology. I don’t tell them what’s right and what’s wrong, I explain to them what problems I see, and nothing else. I‘m driving an old okayish car I’ve fixed countless times myself, the car, with all costs, is cheaper than any flat within 30 minutes of biking to work.

News are slow. The milkman has to do work.

That’s a nice name for a dog.

Yes, this one has a Cinderella world, where the music that’s playing is the bibbidi-bobbidi-boo theme

There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself. Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.

When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.

He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.

All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.

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Glad the see TheFatRat is doing great! 🐀

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

Don’t make me feel older than I actually am

Banking apps and having the card on the phone, those two are the only things keeping me from using a private OS

But those on the other hand work fine, probably for 4 more years if I assume correctly

rolling stealth intensifies

Well, time to finally make my own collection to play

…which is the mostest stupidest thing ever