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Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
As I’ve said before, G&T when you’re young means MANY G&T’s when you’re older.
I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!
Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.
Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
Yea hey xitter my xitter now
Pay to be free like me on xitter now
Speech is only money on xitter now
…
Take it in the the xitter now xitter now
I keep telling everybody that says the US is full that I’ve been to the fucking Dakotas and I disagree.
FR
My sites look great in comparison!
Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing
“Redditors vent and complain”
News at 11.
Motherfucker embodies the seven deadly sins. But somehow he’s the savior born again…
GTFO, fundies.
An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.
Well that explains why they taste so good.
Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!
…maybe other people just aren’t into feet as much as you.
Don’t worry, every month we pay $1 for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!
Cold, Jack.