Colonel Panic

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We’re going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

Because of “reasons”

Yeah, Spiderman fans can be that way.

Naming it “The Cloud” and not “Someone else’s old computer running in their basement” was a smart move though.

It just sounds better.

<blink>How dare they!</blink>

12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.

My job uses Safe. It’s the bastardized scrum you speak of.

Are points the complexity, effort or time? Yes. No. No. Maybe. Yes. Who knows?

They also sum our teams capacity as if we are interchangeable cogs doing the 1 same simple task.

We have endless meetings. Daily 1hrs. Follow up to the follow up. Meeting to plan meetings. (I wish I was joking on this next on) Planning meetings to plan for the upcoming planning meetings.

It’s chaos.

It’s hell.

I get 5% as much actual work done as I used to. Not even joking. It’s bad.

I prefer the inclusive term of “Scrum Dumpster”. It really works.

I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn’t want Joseph to know.

Do we REALLY want zombie Reagan and hundreds of others like that running around again? I dunno about you guys, but I’m so tired of living through Interesting Times ™️ and Unprecedented Events ™️. A zombie apocalypse where they don’t eat our brains, but just fuck up the economy even more doesn’t sound fun.

We do not speak of that one. It was a dark time, a chaotic time. Do not utter that name so casually. Many know not of which we speak. May their souls never experience the curse of that knowledge.

I’m sure it’s fine.

Blessed be the flying spaghetti monster in who’s saucy embrace we trust!

Nel tuo nome preghiamo, amen. 🙏

You tell me your best recipe and I’ll tell you a negotiation tip.

Hey, it’s your brother. Can I borrow 76 cents?

Or another padlock. IYKYK.

I’m looking forward to being called Dennis and working in the mud all day ranting about different governments.

We should make a server that has a database of all these numbers and let’s you do lookup queries in real time. And we could make that process part of the protocol stack that every device uses.

I think you just invented DNS DNS, or Meta-DNS, MDNS? 🤣

PythonSharp Script Java Edition

I’m weary and wary of all this.