Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

Why’s he not dead yet?

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

I completely misread it as if you got approved to sell your property to the show The Block, but that’s a damn nice view

Well, I guess you lot produced a bunch of dumb kids then.

The junkie cunts across the road.

Aren’t Gen X the parents of Gen Z? That feels more like a failure on gen X for not teaching the ancient art of outside hose drinking.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Who the fuck has 90 minutes to chill out before you gotta go to work.

This is why you don’t stick things in your ear, Edward.