It was foretold.

What? Are you too good for some authentic Italian paste-a?

Gemini can’t do a damn thing. It’s completely useless as a digital assistant. It can’t even play music on YouTube Music. Who thought it would be a good idea to replace the Google Assistant with this?

Reckon!

Anyone who never got a chance to use Google Now back in the day really missed out! One of Google’s most useful products to date. It would provide you with the most useful/timely information before you even knew you needed it. Word is, it was so useful that people stopped needing to actively use Google’s services to get the info they needed so they scrapped it. Bastards.

They’re called isolinear chips.

Pixels have been great phones for me. The Pixel 6 Pro was an absolute piece of shit and I haven’t been back since.

You’re thinking of a fizzicist.

Couldn’t answer it back then, can’t answer it now as an adult.

“Fucking guy…”

All I could hear when I read that…

What the hell?? You should at least sell it to someone. Do you know how much money you’d make?!

I just did this shit to prove to myself that the “shame nun” from GoT was the boss from Ted Lasso.

Stryker? I barely know her.

This was the type of quality we used to get from the motion picture industry.

I still remember my love/hate relationship with NetZero as a child. Wouldn’t have been able to surf as much without their free service. In the early days I was able to connect to the internet, then kill the process that was serving up that annoying ad banner along the bottom. I felt like a genius putting it to the man!

That man is the devil, Bobby!