Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

Which is still insane, given that 10 wanted 1 or 2. We haven’t seen a jump like this since XP to Vista.

I feel the same way you do. I’m okay with digital purchases on Steam because it’s basically a catalog of receipts I can point at if I eventually have to pirate something I bought, but I don’t have that option on a console. Well, I do, but it’s a huge hassle.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Holy shit, that’s more than the employee discount I got working in retail.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.

Reminds me of the Freeze Truck from Batman.

You’re looking for Bruce Almighty.

I keep seeing articles like this, but it was showing as sold out for at least three months before the price hike for me. I guess they’re better off selling some as long as there’s demand.