Wow, that’s… on another level!

That’s a sad keyboard! Whatever caused @cloffwrangler pain can’t actually contain madness! Thanks, that’s quite puzzling…

(All that requirered astonishingly absent caps.)

Hell, no! Federated content is on the cutting edge of social progress… You’re a trendsetter!

I’d say you’re too late… but then people started posting memes from decades ago, so what to fuck do I know?? 🤷‍♂️

Another paragraph masquerading as an article. Ironically, probably written by AI…

Wait, who hates comics!?

I think that when it comes to food safety, you should definitely just ask random people on the internet…