For instance, I dance a lot. I have even started ballet dancing. And in the past I had an eating disorder. Now I know this may sound a kind of bigoted or stereotypical. But I don’t mean it that way, this is purely based on statistics.

these things do make not a person LGBTQ+

However I feel in no way that I am in the wrong body. I like being a man, I like the idea of masculinity

this seems to be pretty much the qualifying criterion, and, to this, I’d ay no, you’re (very probably) not trans.

But it makes me “worried” if I do end up tran

people are born LGBTQ+ and typically know it all their lives. From you descriptions, it seems like you might just be Bi. Enjoying “non-masculine” activities doesn’t really mean anything in and of itself. Being LGBTQ+ isn’t something one “ends up as”-- it’s something we always have been.

when I already have a wife and children

and so what? sure, there may be some adjustments for them to make, but, unless they’re transphobes, it shouldn’t be a problem.

looking forward to the upgrade!

Someone should redub that movie with all of the answers provided by ChatGPT and its voice

Regular code review for security should be SOP

I wish there was one for jobs :(

I probably would be too, in your situation.

❤️

Oh my goodness that sucks

I didn’t mean to come off as dismissive regarding your situation, simply to say that this isn’t a new phenomenon on the Internet.

I apologize for any offense caused

I’m very sorry to hear about your health problems, and I only wish you the best.

❤️

Best wishes to you!

This month…

I was gonna say… disgruntled people on the internet have been around probably since before OP was born… the grievances and bitching unleashed on Usenet and IRC back in the day could be legendary. ESP on IRC, where users and entire servers would go to war with each other.

The Internet is pretty incredible now, but it used to be a hell of a lot more fun

Hope you’re doing well! Best wishes!

American healthcare sucks unless you’re rich

Well said. I have nothing to add to that.

Art imitates life

Because that shit was actually funny 35 to 40 years ago. It just didn’t age well.

Tastes change.

Before Correl bought WordPerfect and made it usable!

WordPerfect was a nightmare to use, and I’m very glad that it’s dead.

I think this may be less about Agile and more that you have a great management team that sets clear priorities and goals. Not every Agile environment is like that.

Get ready for the great memes on social media for the next month or so.

I’m not sure what to tell you other than: don’t yuk other peoples’ yum.

If you don’t like it, move on. That just means this place isn’t for you. It does not mean that it’s for you to judge.

I’m a little off-put by how aggressive you’re being, but let’s consider what you’ve said:

Siri pulls from a small library of canned stories.

I’d appreciate a citation. Although, since this seems weird to prove without an official statement AND because Apple might just try this— I’ll consider a preponderance of evidence in lieu of some academic (or journalistic) study in the matter. It had better be good.

I also am very much aware of 2 important things re: your argument:

1. I am able to produce the stories from Siri prompts on my iPhone 14 Pro (running iOS 18 DB1), a device that has been listed, even before the iOS 18 announcement, as not being able to support any of the AI features.
2. I never summoned a “bedtime story” before, but I find them eminently amusing. I still think that weird and good ones should be posted here. I will adjust the requirements for the Community accordingly.
3. Even if you are correct in everything you said, the point of this community is for people who enjoy these stories to share them and enjoy them. Regardless of a few technical inaccuracies on my part, Don don’t yuck our Yum. Thx

PS: if you wish to (and for those also reading this) — I encourage everyone to share your weird and funny generated stories anyway. If Apple intelligence is able to make these stories better in the future, all the better. Please share those as well!