Oh there’s plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It’s a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.

Today on “games I’ll never play”…

Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.

Alternate titles include…

• Ama2on
• Amazon 2: Maximum Overtime
• Amazon Returns
• Amazon 2: Am Harder
• Unmazon
• and a bonus for the trilogy… Amazon 3: Bezos Falls

Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.

Well I mean God doesn’t exist so the snail would win by default.

I thought “gun” was party of the tri.

When I tried it it was buggy trash. And while I know it’s been a few years since it launched, I also remember when unity launched and it was buggy trash so I still roll my eyes whenever I see their logo pop up too.

So it should die if cash starvation, got it.

I wish I could go back in time and break your hands so you’d never had written that.

“woke” is now just a dog whistle that tells you the person saying it is a bigoted shithead.

Okay gog sucks but this actually makes me wonder if I should dry them again anyway.

Whatever you do don’t mix it up with your interstellar suspended animation pod.

It’s been wonky lately. Maybe it’s just drunk?

Now I’m glad I never bought an LG TV.

Now if he’d just tossed the stick at it longwise so that it touched several wires at the same time, it might get a result. I’m personally not sure how much a reaction you’d get out of dry wood with 10,000 volts. Stripping the bark off of green stick with definitely be better, or a wet stick. Although if electricity arced through the stick at least it probably wouldn’t kill him because of the amount of resistance that stick has.

Mythbusters did it.

Everyone should own one of these.

It makes me glad that they regularly change the nuclear password. I mean could you imagine if the nuclear codes were just “password1” or “12345”?

I had no idea this was a trend.