

I assume they’re just named after the largest word on the album. “Fat Of The Land Crab” would also be too long, and “Massive Attack Beetle” too threatening.


I assume they’re just named after the largest word on the album. “Fat Of The Land Crab” would also be too long, and “Massive Attack Beetle” too threatening.


If Hollywood ever made an Epstein film, I wouldn’t put it past them to portray him the exact same way that The Greatest Showman portrayed PT Barnum.
Or something like this.
In the first few Assassin’s Creed games, they did use the idea of a Puppeteer system for the control scheme, although it wasn’t physics-based or anywhere near as hard as QWOP. Each of the controllers face buttons performed actions associated with each limb, and the right trigger would swap between low profile actions and high profile actions.

In the top right of the screen, there was always a UI element showing what the buttons did at that moment in that context, which might’ve been why you thought it was a QWOP style system. It’s not exactly what you were thinking of at the time, but you were closer than you realise.
Panel 1: The cheetah(?) approaches the photographer and asks to see the photo they recently took of it.
Panel 2: The photographer shows the cheetah the photo.
Panel 3: The photo.
Panel 4: The cheetah disapproves of how goofy it looks in the photo and asks for it to be deleted.
Lemme get uhhh… B O N E L E S S C A T
I was already almost always picking Luigi. Recent events have only solidified my choice.


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A BAD NAME!


We are born of the cheese, made men by the cheese, undone by the cheese, fear the old cheese.
It’s more complicated than anger for me. There’s the disappointment that they’ve sunk so far, worry that other programs that I use could follow, but also some relief that I switched when I did.


That’s a lot fairer and makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining. Although I’m still a little wary of the devs designing a purposefully limited time-intensive system, and the publishers then dangling a paid solution in front of players. Even when it’s just a part of the solution.


From my understanding, the game doesn’t lack fast travel, the resources for it are just incredibly rare unless you use micro-transactions.
“Counting or not counting Punch and Judy?”