What’s that old saying… A hit dog will holler?

When they announced Peter Jackson to direct LoTR I thought… the musical muppet director?

Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

It was an experiment with too many mice, too well cared for. The mice became withdrawn and… “Though physically able to reproduce, the mice had lost the social skills required to mate.”

AKA Volumes are unintuitive. Always get your martinis filled to the brim. https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY

AI slop image, for this gag?

I’d like to imagine they took the short trivia fact and applied the inverse of the compression algorithm to bloat it into something that satisfied the editor.

Now now now, they also think it means you hire women.

As absolutely stupid as this is, it’s no different than changing the maps to show Denali rather than Mount McKinley. I don’t think you’re missing anything.

He’s looking a little harfam, TBH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td2x8s9GZlo

This can occur when you’re entering the correct password, but there is a typo in the username you entered. Nobody spellchecks the username.

Birth rates dropped hard at the '07-'08 recession, so the smaller cohort of HS grads arrives soon.

It’s also going to tank college enrollments and is likely to sink a bunch of smaller, less endowed institutions.

This often happens when you entered the right password but have a typo in the user name. Everyone tries the password again, but nobody spell checks their email or username.

When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

Yes, it’s U.S. centric. The CEO of a huge medical insurance company was shot dead in the streets recently.

The other companies listed are also medical insurance companies. So this looks like either a dark joke or a call for violence, depending how you squint at it.

Hey hey hey, it’s time to make crrrazy money! Are you ready?

Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

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Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.