Shouldn’t this be on the shitposting instance? Oh sorry, shittyposting instance?

I’ll have to check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

Which webcomic?

It could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.

Just have them cup their hands, pour some water in, and then send them on their way. Fortunately, eggs and toilet paper are expensive as well, so you shouldn’t have to worry about any repercussions.

Nope. Those little spiders are now crawling around in your brain, and every once in awhile, out of nowhere, they’ll kick one of your neurons to remind you of Spidersman, whether you like it or not.

Same here. I was so excited when we upgraded to a 128, and skipped the 64 entirely. That was some serious computing power.

Don’t give General Mills any ideas. Actually, its probably already too late. They’re probably working on spam flavored cereal as i type this, and will call it Sugar Spam-Os or some such.

Works in real life too. Grew a beard when i was 17, and never got carded for booze again after that.

But, then don’t we have a loss of the loss, which means recursive losses of losses?

Im old enough to remember when “naked running” meant Streaking. There was even a hit song about it back in the 70s.

You did it so well, I started hearing it in their voices after a few lines. Well done.

If people are interested in digital pinball, there are lots of additional options if you get tired of just playing one table. Pinball FX, Zaccaria pinball, Pinball Deluxe Reloaded, Only Pinball, are just some of the paid options (usually with a free demo table to check out the program.) for digital pinball.

And since this is Lemmy, i will mention that there is a FOSS program called visual pinball, where folks have created digital versions of classic tables, as well as their own original pinball creations.

The meaning of life is when catholics do a song and dance number about how every sperm is sacred.

But, it’s counter-productive to donate money to Ukraine to aid in their defense against the Russian Invasion of their country, and then support an instance that is actively spreading Russian propaganda against Ukraine. Seems like you have to make a choice there, and I choose to side with the people being wronged.

Well put.

I wish i could, but this was 2 years ago, and once the post blew up huge, OP deleted it. Some Lemmy historian may have a copy, but alas, i do not.

Basically, OP posted a question where they said they didn’t want to poop during the upcoming weekend, and then asked how they could keep from pooping for three days. This was shortly after the Reddit API exodus.

The comments were very helpful, reasoned, and…Nah, im just kidding, they pretty much went the way you would expect, with lots of wild speculation about why OP didn’t want to poop for three days, and lots of “helpful” suggestions about how to not poop for three days.

Strangely though, i think the post did a lot of good, as it showed a lot of ex-redditors that Lemmy could work as a reddit replacement, and be just as goofy as the original.

You obviously weren’t here for the guy who didn’t want to poop for days. There were a LOT of replies on that one.

I wonder if you’re on to something there. What if they do get a hit of dopamine every time they think they’re being clever even though they’re completely wrong, and so they deliberately lean towards all the crazy that makes them think they’re being clever just for the dopamine? That would explain a lot about the MAGA crowd, as they are actually physically addicted to the crazy in that case,

Tactical Breach Wizards. It’s a nice little puzzle game with some dry humor that ive actually chuckled too a few times. Its a lot of fun so far.