Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.

Itch scratched.

Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to live on!

We’re going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

Quickbooks? Heh?

Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

That’s how Big Tobacco gets ya…

The Red Bull of Christ… The Jaeger of Heaven. Take this in remembrance of…

that time we got back out & I bit a police horse.

Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.

You gotta find one of those rent-to-own joints & get yourself a couple of fancy couch cushions…

Just make sure someone else didn’t rent them first.

So many surprises with a boat… I learned how to drive, launch, & dock on an outboard piss yellow Grady White. Switched to inboard/outboard & relearn it all; it was a completely different steering experience.

We also watched some idiots blow up their boat because they didn’t maintain it. Fuel leaked, fumes built in the engine cavity, & when the driver went to crank it…. kaboom.

Luckily the boat was already in the water, drifting back away from the dock, & the driver hadn’t let passengers onboard yet.

To my knowledge, driver survived, but was badly injured.

Not sharing this to scare off OP, boats are awesome when you know what you’re doing.

Well that stinks. Tried to rip it & post it, but here’s a link.

Found It!

Do you have the glitched version that removes his nose?

And it smells like ammonia… oh my god so much ammonia

but it would be hilarious if they both talked in their sleep.

Not really a response related to the post prompt, but more your comment…

I grew up on a farm in rural NC. Graduated college with a film degree & headed west to LA. I wound up rooming with a friend a from high school, his girlfriend, & her friend from fashion school…

…who turned out to be a 6’7”, 225lbs, gay volleyball player & ex-cheerleader from Korea.

My friend only knew me as the little redneck kid who used to throw rocks at rabbits & swore too much growing up. He lectured me on behaving around a gay man & really made a big deal about not being ass to our roommate.

4 years later I transitioned & got my first makeup lessons from that roommate. He became my drag mom 🤣

Time is a mindfuck sometimes…