Hossenfeffer

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

I’m so dopey. I thought this was suggesting that we’d invented some clever formulation to stop dead bugs sticking to windshields in 2020 and that we’d all have fully autonomous cars by 2050.

Woo-hoo, I’m a youngster (in this deomgraphic)!

Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.

I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.

Every Wednesday I take my daughter to scouts. After scouts we take an unnecessarily long way home, playing music we like at each other and chatting. It’s a highlight of my week too.

Your rabid misogyny is showing. Maybe stop foaming at the mouth?

Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.

Nobody asked what the bear would choose, but it too would choose bear.

Nice.

Almost 100% of women I know have personal experience of being sexually assaulted or harassed by a man.

0% of women I know have personal experience of being attacked by a bear.

It’s not hard to understand why women are choosing the bear.

Irn Bru

You’d say what with the what now?

Is the from a book by Sylvanus P. Thompson?

Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test.”

Pssst. Elon. You’re not any of those three things.

Pfffft. The AI couldn’t even fly its plane the right way up.

Obligatory Talkie Toaster.

I miss Windows 3.11.

I’d be pretty distracted by the bear waiting behind me for his go.