I’m gonna go stalk through your profile to find out if you’re really a pigeon or not. BRB…

Arizona is paradise pleasant outdoor temperature 6 months of the year. Blazing hot hell the other 6 months and that’s when everybody’s in cars anyway. Nobody’s out walking around in the middle of summertime in arizona.

I suppose it’s all in tone of voice and how much of a Karen haircut.

“How PEDESTRIAN 🙄”

Feel the STRAIN as you have to wait longer to cross the street

There should be a cap on how much wealth a person or corporation* is legally allowed to possess. Once their net worth hits $999,999,999.99, it triggers a plug at the bottom of their bank account to open, forever draining** every penny that attempts to exceed that maximum amount.

*Corporations included because they seem to claim all the rights of personhood

**and TRULY trickling down to people who actually earn & deserve & need it

I’m feeling a miniature version of this. For the first time in years I have $5,000 in my bank account and nothing I need to buy at the moment, but I’m still frozen because I know I can’t spend it because I know I will eventually need it for something. Imagine feeling this on a billionaire scale. They just keep accruing more & more & they never give it to anyone who desperately needs it because they are hoarding it for some future selfish unknown purpose.

Some people try to facefuck other people and plant their seeds deep in their throats.

This guy comes to mind. Pretty sure he’ll never care to understand the ineffectiveness of his antagonistic approach, in fact his approach always has the opposite and worse effects than he purportedly crusades for.

Which one is yer anus?

If pigeon had a job to keep him occupied & stressed-out all day he could approach the evening plans like a normal person pigeon.

Mind your own business.

I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

Grains have never been vegetables.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

How did you get it back after they stole it?