Mind your own business.

I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

Grains have never been vegetables.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

And picture this: she had a whole camera/lighting/set/production crew to capture this moment to broadcast absolute gibberish to the world. WTF is even happening?

Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

So basically she was speaking gibberish that is best ignored, just like we can ignore everything her husband says.

Thank you for sharing your experience. It seems based on your numbers and pre-transition experience, you were always genetically meant to be a woman, low testosterone & low libido just like so many of us!

That cartoon, yeah whenever I’m in a relationship I always end up feeling like the girl in pink. I’m so clingy & obsessed. But when I’m alone I’m stronger getting shit done & being independent & responsible, because there’s no other choice, gotta survive, but so lonely.

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you’re technically qualified for the HOV lane.

Or a sign that says “No mice allowed.” So the mouse will be legally obligated to pack a bindle & move along.

Cartoonist had to be OSHA compliant.

I’ve never personally seen him IRL.