As a kid I used to pronounce amoeba as “a-MO-ba” instead of “a-MEE-ba”.

Unaffordable big pharma meds

I thought it was Internet who killed the video star

Greedflation!

Can confirm, my two cockatiels are both assholes when it comes to demanding scritches and stealing human food.

Drink some water

Dude’s just trying to make cream of chicken soup

Lemmy smash

Maybe you meant to post this to c/MildlyInfuriating

Raising Crane’s

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