Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t understand this. Was worried I had a stroke.

FMLA. But that’s unpaid.

I don’t know about that. He took like four months off for cancer treatment. And he’s going to need to take more off for more treatment. Not sure how you can hide that from your employer.

Are you implying that this isn’t the first time? Do you have a particularly strong sense of smell?

Haha. That would be too sensible.

? What argument is that?

At least cellophane is plant based and will bio degrade

Some toilets have that little clip thing that’s supposed to clean the toilet everything you flush.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t wash my hands in the toilet.