Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?
Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?
May I ask what Google Drive has that other free cloud storage things don’t? As in what makes it work great?
Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
They forgot to blank out her name though.
I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.
font I liked in a book on calligraphy
They’re called hands, because you do them with your hand. A font is a given instance of a typeface, which is a design of a script. Now you can be pedantic too!
Never thought I’d read that word on this website!
I don’t think this answer is really in the spirit of “no stupid questions”.
Hier, Archie! (flauwe woordspeling, excuses)
This is so stupid but I only sent that Wikipedia entry to my girlfriend yesterday.
You’re very lucky to have such friends.
They’re no turnips; they’re daikons.
I remember once looking over my sister’s shoulder while she was on MSN messenger and a mutual friend chose that moment to confess (via MSN messenger) that he fucked pillows for practice.
Porridge out the microwave is decent enough!
I’ve got a Firefox extension that blocks websites after an amendable period of time is spent on them, so I limit my time on social media websites to 1 hour a day because I felt I was spending too much time reading mindless drivel, and I often don’t even reach an hour nowadays, having only looked at Lemmy.
Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.